Yesterday's Post Explained
Okay, so my storytelling abilities SUCK. Here’s what I meant to convey:
It’s two days before the election, and amid all the photo ops at Black churches and cultural events, Mayor Hahn shows up at the Sagebrush Cantina. What, I wondered, could his target audience be? Since, on any given sunny Sunday, this joint attracts more silicone per square foot than the red carpet on Oscar night, I decided hmmmm…
Hence the imaginary strategy session where the decision was made to target female voters with big ol’ fake breasts. What better place than the Sagebrush Cantina?
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
There...feeling better about your storytelling abilities? (You are a writer, you know!)
You made this up, right?
ReplyDeleteToo bad my cell phone battery was dead; this story obviously warranted accompanying photos.
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