13. Will Yun Lee - Who?
12. Adrian Grenier - Granted, he's got bedroom eyes and the tousled hair, but if we're going Entourage, I pick Jeremy Piven
11. Ben Affleck - Tired. Really. Just tired.
10. Shemar Moore - Who?
9. Javier Bardim - Who?
8. Will Smith - Okay, this choice makes sense
7. Dave Annable - Who?
6. Johnny Depp - I'll give ya sexy, but are we sure he bathes?
5. James McAvoy - Who?
4. Brad Pitt - Again, tired. Very, very, tired. And I've never been able to see past the chipmunk jowls.
3. Ryan Reynolds - Who?
2. Patrick Dempsey - Okay, I get it. Grey's Anatomy, which I don't watch. McDreamy, right? Can a man truly be sexy with such a stupid nickname?
And now...drum roll, please...this year's sexiest men alive....is....
1. Matt Damon - HUH? Come on, People. I don't THINK so. I mean, nice guy and all. Loved him in The Talented Mr. Ripley...but sexy? Here's my new litmus test: if I can't picture a guy in a romantic comedy, he's not leading man material.
Now, it's entirely possible I'm either old or out-of-touch, probably both ...'cuz this year's list baffles me. I've never even HEARD of half of them, and the rest don't do a THING for me (with the exception of Will Smith). I mean, whaddya think, ladies?
I'm exactly with you. Who ARE all these people? And Matt Damon??? ewww. With the way they objectify women and require us to be GORGEOUS, you think they could pick a typically attractive man for god's sake...
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