13. Will Yun Lee - Who?
12. Adrian Grenier - Granted, he's got bedroom eyes and the tousled hair, but if we're going Entourage, I pick Jeremy Piven
11. Ben Affleck - Tired. Really. Just tired.
10. Shemar Moore - Who?
9. Javier Bardim - Who?
8. Will Smith - Okay, this choice makes sense
7. Dave Annable - Who?
6. Johnny Depp - I'll give ya sexy, but are we sure he bathes?
5. James McAvoy - Who?
4. Brad Pitt - Again, tired. Very, very, tired. And I've never been able to see past the chipmunk jowls.
3. Ryan Reynolds - Who?
2. Patrick Dempsey - Okay, I get it. Grey's Anatomy, which I don't watch. McDreamy, right? Can a man truly be sexy with such a stupid nickname?
And now...drum roll, please...this year's sexiest men alive....is....
1. Matt Damon - HUH? Come on, People. I don't THINK so. I mean, nice guy and all. Loved him in The Talented Mr. Ripley...but sexy? Here's my new litmus test: if I can't picture a guy in a romantic comedy, he's not leading man material.
Now, it's entirely possible I'm either old or out-of-touch, probably both ...'cuz this year's list baffles me. I've never even HEARD of half of them, and the rest don't do a THING for me (with the exception of Will Smith). I mean, whaddya think, ladies?
1 comment:
I'm exactly with you. Who ARE all these people? And Matt Damon??? ewww. With the way they objectify women and require us to be GORGEOUS, you think they could pick a typically attractive man for god's sake...
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