Sunday, May 29, 2011

Lights! Cameras! Love!


Yep. I uploaded another one. Lights! Cameras! Love! should be available in about 24 hours for you Kindle users at Amazon.com. Meanwhile, it's in various other formats at Smashwords.

This one's kind of an Ugly Betty goes to Hollywood tale. Anyone who knew me...um...about 30 years ago might recognize some stuff in the details from back when I was an associate producer for Golden West Television on the KTLA lot. While writing this book, it was fun to revisit my old haunts if only in my mind!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

And again...

Yep, I'm technologically challenged (big surprise, I know). I'm reposting the news about going live at Amazon because, er, I'm trying to get something called an RSS Feed linked from this blog to my author page.

Whew.

Who said being an author was easy? Shouldn't it be enough we write the damn books??

Re-Posting... (Sigh)

Yep, I'm technologically challenged (big surprise, I know). I'm reposting the news about going live at Amazon because, er, I'm trying to get something called an RSS Feed linked from this blog to my author page.

Whew.

Who said being an author was easy? Shouldn't it be enough we write the damn books??

LIVE at Amazon!

Stealing Amy is now available for all you friendly Kindle owners, so click here to purchase.

Oh, except for my friends and relatives. PLEASE don't shell out your hard-earned dough on my account just to be "nice."

Should be a law, in fact.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Self-Publishing Gambit

Back when I first started "writing for publication" (as they say--y'know, as opposed to the traditional half-assed effort at scribing the all-American novel that never, uh, quite gets finished), a lot of non-authorly types asked me why I didn't just publish it myself.

At the time, having been thoroughly indoctrinated via my RWA membership, my answer was: Are you f'ing kidding me?

AND, at the time, it was a fairly reasonable response. After all, the unwashed minions figured all you had to do was pay someone to produce something that resembled a book and voila. Published.

Not that easy, I'd retort. Because, first: guess what? Most authors (especially first-time authors) don't write the perfect book without the benefit of another pair of eyes (belonging to an editor). Yeah, sad but true. Pesky things like grammar, dialogue, tension, conflict...um...basic STORYTELLING aren't that easy to come by without studying the craft and learning by getting feedback.

Second, so you've got this perfectly nice looking tome with its beautiful cover, its copyright page, and you've edited it to perfection...so what? Whose gonna buy it and where are they gonna get it from? Back in the old days (pre-Kindle, pre-Nook, pre iPad), you couldn't exactly take delivery of your "book" and march it over to Barnes and Noble for shelving. (Does it surprise you to know things don't work that way??)

So, yeah. Distribution problems.

Which is why epublishers sprang up (especially in the romance genre) to act as clearinghouses for readers looking for ebooks. I may be going out on a limb here, but my feeling is that in the early days, an author's success hinged on either volume--lots of titles with which to build up a readership, eroticism--before NY publishers caught up to the trend, and/or uniqueness--stories NY didn't know what to do with--or all of the above.

Hence, when I sold to an epublisher in 2007, my book didn't stand much of a chance (it being the only one I had available, it being tame by the current sexuality standards, and it being your basic old-fashioned contemporary romance). Whatever. I pulled it from the publisher just three weeks after its release because I didn't like the naked covers being marketed next to it. (Not that I have anything against erotic romance--or whatever they're calling it these days--but because I didn't think my book fit well with what they were selling.)

Anyway.

Flash forward. This past Christmas, sales of reading devices soared through the roof and suddenly, in the ensuing months, so did ebook sales. Technology apparently rocks!

Which leads me to....my decision to self-publish.

Because along with the new reading devices, the Internet also boasts a new group of sites that make it easy for readers to buy your books. And they've cut out the middleman (New York).

Good thing...or bad? Well, suffice to say there are lots of arguments to make on either side, but this post isn't about that.

It's about why NOW, not then.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Hi, Blogger!

Guess what I did?

I kinda re-entered the world of writing again this weekend! I don't know what happened but, yeah...I've been planted in the chair at my computer desk for about 20+ hours. Well, not continuously, but geez. Almost.

The result being...

that I've joined the world of the literary unholy. In other words (no pun intended) I've self-published!

I know. Eeek. Dirty words just a short time ago. But now, as it turns out, people are actually reading on those new-fangled electronic reading devices (better known as the Kindle, the iPad, etc.) When I saw the blogosphere go crazy after Christmas with reports on epubbed book sales, I thought hm.

Then, when fellow author Terry Spear began selling tons of books through various sites, I thought...well, why not me?

So even though I'd had a good nibble from a pretty respectable publishing outfit, I decided to take control of my own writing. After all, in these past two years, I'd lost the joy of it. Now...being my own publisher, who cares? I can write how I want, what I want.

Meanwhile, I trotted out that old manuscript I originally sold to Triskelion (right before they went bankrupt). And, voila. Book. Available for sale here in case anyone's interested.

Hey, maybe I'll even start blogging again!

P.S. Here's the cover I made for it!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

By Popular Demand

...photos of my latest cruise. Yes, I know. Rinse, lather, repeat. In December, I took off on Carnival out of Tampa; this time it was Holland America out of Fort Lauderdale. And you people who aren't on Facebook are CLAMORING for pix!
Leaving Fort Lauderdale...for maybe the second time since we had to GO BACK. Yes, there we were, sipping cocktails, when Jim astutely observed: "Uh, I think we're going the wrong way." Well, figuring that the Captain had directions and a map, how could this be...? Unless, of course, there was a medical emergency, which there was.

This is us, not really caring whether we had to go back or not. (Okay, to be honest, I'm not sure what day this photo is from.) L to R: Jamie, Sandi, Jim and Mike
L to R: Unknown woman, anonymous man, Jamie, Jim. Look at the polite smile plastered on Jamie's face...the sleepy-time posture of Jim. HA. We had been properly chastened for not paying strict attention to the performer at the piano bar. Our moments there were numbered.
Our ship, as seen from the shore of Half Moon Cay, a private island owned by Holland America.
As we departed Half Moon Cay...
Check out the turquoise water!
More turquoise water! As pretty as Cancun!
Kinda makes you wanna put the boat in reverse and just stay there for the rest of the week.
Geez...how many of these did I take...? (Or have I posted duplicates? Too lazy to figure it out)
I WUVS me a good sunset. Oddly, I only took pictures of this one for the whole week. Must've been on the wrong side of the ship or otherwise occupied during that time of day...?
Yeah...this must have been just moments later. Hardly a change, huh? I was waiting for the green flash.
Formal night! L to R: Mike, Jim (Oh, I didn't mentioned they're conjoined twins? Ha. Kidding)
L to R: Randy, Sandi. Yes, it was the Randy/Sandi show.
Um. More water. Guess it was arriving at Aruba...?
Yep. Aruba. This was the view from my side of the ship once we docked.
More of my view. Must be fun for the captain to navigate into this place.
Downtown near the pier. It was hot and humid that day, and I wasn't feeling too great. Missed the tour. :(
The happy couple, Mike and Sandi.
Bartender Jason. So sweet! He remembered our names and drinks immediately--the mark of a perfect Holland America employee.
Um...the other guys. I forget their names but they were equally sweet.
An uplifting moment. I think this happened because a common refrain during picture taking was "tits up"...well, I needed help in complying with the command.
The Sports Bar. We spent more time here than probably anywhere else on the ship--except for the Lido Deck Bar. (Two of three places you could, um, smoke on board.)
Mike, who I think was trying to communicate with the troll that lived at the bottom of that cylinder.
Proof that I was sometimes awake before noon. This is from when we sailed into Curacao early morning. There's a cool pontoon bridge (not pictured) that they'd opened to let us in.
A little dark, huh?
Hey, like I said...it was early morning.
As I recall, Curacao's nickname is "Little Amsterdam." It's got funny little canals and all these brightly colored buildings with interesting rooflines.
That boat probably led us in.
That was the cutest little bridge. It kinda looked like two chickens were guarding it.
Doesn't look like much, really, but I think it was said that the bridge is the tallest in the Caribbean.
Another shot of the bridge. Something about Curacao made me feel like we were closer to civilization.
This is where I sat and had a beer while the group trudged on in the never-ending shopping tour.
From my balcony.
Ditto. Ah, in the distance you can see the pontoon bridge is now closed. There's a ferry for when it's gonna be open a long time.
See? There's one of the ferries.
That long thing on the right is actually the pontoon bridge--opened to let us get back out. In the distance, that's a Celebrity ship.
Off we go...
The coast
This may actually be the coast of Venezuela...?
Um. You had to be there. We were trying to take pictures of ourselves in the mirror above the bar.
Yeah. It worked real well.
Sandi claims she's gonna make an objet d'art from this.
My boys, having fun!
Me, having fun!
So this was the aftermath from a scavenger hunt that called out for a bra...which I just happened to have on. Who knew I was so good at getting a bra off quickly? I mean, it's not like I have a lot of experience....
Okay. Enough of the bra.
I said, ENOUGH.
There's a lighthouse in this picture.
There's a freighter in this one.
The boys with their new girlfriend, Mary. They thought she was ancient--turned out she was only a couple of years older than me. (Is that a GOOD sign, or a BAD one?)
More frivolity on the Lido Deck.

Couldn't squeeze a comment in between these last two pictures. Anyway, this was our last evening...we had a little party to celebrate on my balcony.


Good times!!!!