Ebooks

One of these day I'm gonna spend a whole post on educating my nonwriting blogreaders about the world of epublishing. Until I dredge up the energy, here are answers to the top 10 questions I hear all the time:

1. Hey, I'm flattered you asked, but there's nothing to sign. Yet.
2. No, you don't get to read it for free by clicking on an internet web site.
3. Yes, I get paid.
4. No, I'm not telling you how much.
5. No, I will not be able to quit my day job.
5. Yes, you can read it on your computer, but most people download them to hand-held devices.
6. Yes, it'll be copywrighted.
7. No, I didn't design the cover.
8. No, it's not porn. At least, not my book.
9. The publisher is located in Arizona. (Yeah, I don't "get" that one either, but people ask all the time)
And last but not least:
10. Yes, I'll tell you when it's available.

FEBRUARY 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!