Setting: My driveway
Time: About 11:30p.m. on a Friday night
I see my neighbors standing by their car, and I greet them.
Guy Neighbor: You just getting home?
Me: Yep. What are y'all up to?
Guy Neighbor: We're just going out. Funny, huh? You're already home, and we're just going out.
Yeah, funny. I slink off to change into robe and bunny slippers, then slather on the anti-aging cream.
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