Monday, May 07, 2007

This And That

I want all media types who make fun of blondes fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of fat people fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of skinny people fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of gay people fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of people with eating disorders fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of people who live in trailers fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of people whose advanced years cause them to move slowly or take their time remembering stuff fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of people who flip burgers for a living fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of people who aren't fashion forward fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of the way Asian people drive fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of teenagers with bad skin fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of bald men fired immediately.

I want all media types who make fun of Californians fired immediately.

While we're at it, let's expunge the air waves of all comedy performances taped for broadcast before May of this year.







3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I mus be blonde, can not figure out what you are referring to?!

Anonymous said...

??? What is this epiphany about?

John said...

Made sense to me. If media can't do something, they can't do anything. It's called freedom of the press, only now it has become freedom of the politically correct press.