Thursday, April 14, 2005

Going Lesbo


Okay, I admit it. I’ve got a crush on Stephanie from Survivor. No, no, no....I’m kidding of course.


But she is my new idol. Hmm...wonder if she can sing too?


Check it out: she’s got great eyebrows (I know, I know—I think I learned on a Seinfeld episode that guys could care less about eyebrows, but you women can relate, right?), she’s got a great natural tan, and she can climb a tree to get coconuts. Just think. If I had all those attributes, my dance card would be overloaded.


To top it all off, she’s got a brain AND scruples.


Obviously, they’ll be voting her out soon. Hardly anyone ever wins Survivor with those two attributes (Ethan was the exception and what a boring season THAT one was).


So far, her only visible weakness is a yen for pizza. After standing on that damn post for three hours, to go after the pizza after all she’s endured was a blinding moment of—dare I say it?—stupidity.


But then a heroine’s always gotta have a flaw, right? If she needs more, I could probably lend her some of mine.

2 comments:

John said...

Going after the pizza was an excellent strategy. If she had tried to outlast Tom, she would have made an instant enemy. If she had jumped first, like Coby and J-somebody, she would be joining them as the next to vote out. Her strategy worked. The alternative is to win every immunity. She is smart enough to know she probably can't do that. So, don't think it was a bad move.

She was included in the group vote share, as they all voted for Coby except J-person, who should be the next to go.

What guys look at. She has great eyes, haven't noticed the brows, except if they were dorky, would notice. She doesn't fit in her top as well as she did in the beginning. She washes every day, yeah, guys notice that. And she tried to get coconuts, fish, make fire, and exist by herself, although she is a very social person.

Stephanie could be the second most beloved survivor, after Rupert, just from her effort to hang in there and not give up, despite being the most beat up of any survivor so far. (immunities and challenges)

If survivor is going to keep the audience, they have to figure out a way to keep her. She is by far the most interesting (that is marketable) person in this group.

Randy said...

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why I will never be the SOLE SURVIVOR. Too dumg strategy-wise. But seriously, it's the endurance tasks that would get me every time. Can you imagine the BOREDOM of having to stand on a post that long? John's correct. Stephanie made the right move...I guess...one can never tell (thanks to editing) how truly vulnerable she might have been having just joined the tribe. But, I think she can trust Tom, so that was probably a smart move. Unfortunately, I think it means Tom's days are numbered.