Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Yesterday's Post Explained
Okay, so my storytelling abilities SUCK. Here’s what I meant to convey:
It’s two days before the election, and amid all the photo ops at Black churches and cultural events, Mayor Hahn shows up at the Sagebrush Cantina. What, I wondered, could his target audience be? Since, on any given sunny Sunday, this joint attracts more silicone per square foot than the red carpet on Oscar night, I decided hmmmm…
Hence the imaginary strategy session where the decision was made to target female voters with big ol’ fake breasts. What better place than the Sagebrush Cantina?
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3 comments:
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
There...feeling better about your storytelling abilities? (You are a writer, you know!)
You made this up, right?
Too bad my cell phone battery was dead; this story obviously warranted accompanying photos.
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