Maybe I Should've Stayed in Bed

8:00a.m.
Greeted at work with news the police found our front door wide open at 10 o’clock Saturday night. Apprehended an ex-employee and confiscated bolt cutters. Could this be a mistake?? He seemed like such a nice guy…!?

8:10a.m.
Computer guru guy is on vacation for three weeks; the moment we turn on the computers, nothing seems to work right, including the entire accounting system.

8:15a.m.
Download email and receive over a 100 in German. One of the repeated subject lines: "The Whore Lived Like A German." Lovely. Run virus scan. (Later, discover it’s some right-wing German worm thing.)

8:30a.m.
Sales Manager announces his intention to retire on June 10. Grrr. He’s been with us for 30 years. How do we replace him….?

And I haven’t even had breakfast yet.