Friday, January 27, 2006

Do I Have Good Instincts, Or What???

Okay, long-time blog readers, remember that guy I told you about with the suck-y come-on line? The one who leaned over real close and said, “I’d sure like to sweat all over you”??

What I didn’t mention at the time was that this Casanova is a well-known actor. Oh, not a good-looking lead, or anything, but you’d know him. I didn’t “out” him ‘cuz he was reading my blog at the time.

I also didn’t mention that he eventually kinda sorta asked me out on a real date. Yeah, he was smooth on that score, too. It came in the form of an email, asking me to join him on his boat that afternoon (which happened to be the Fourth of July). I didn’t appreciate the late invitation (smirk, smirk) so I pretended I didn’t see the email until after-the-fact.

Nice guy and everything, but I j-u-u-u-s-s-s-t-t-t didn’t feel like ours was a match made in heaven, know what I mean?

Anyway, guess who got ENGAGED in November?

Yep, saw it in the news.

To a woman he’d been dating SIX MONTHS. So, not only a whirlwind courtship, but hmmm…let’s do the math…doesn’t that take us back, um, June????

Better yet, get this: the story said he left his wife (of many, many years) LAST JANUARY to marry some other broad WHO DUMPED him FOUR days before the wedding to marry a bazillionaire. Guess he rebounds pretty quick, huh? (And, has excellent judgment when it comes to women.)

Ladies, ALWAYS trust your instincts.


Etain MacDougall said...

I have one that tops that. A man I work with had been giving me the eye for a couple of months. I just pretended I didn't notice because I don't like getting involved with people I work with (Don't shit where you eat). Well, finally I thought, WTH, I might as well give it a try and started to flirt and check him out when he would walk down the halls, etc, etc. Anyway, one Friday it got so bad that some of my co-workers noticed what was going on. A couple of days later I found out that he had recently moved in with some woman who had just given birth to another man's baby. O.K. so I'm still a little pissed about the whole thing. I mean what is wrong with some men??

randy said...

Double euw!! Not only is HE a creep...but what about the woman who moved in with him right after having another man's baby???

I know two women (acquaintances, not friends) who did something worse. Both married, they had affairs, got pregnant, and passed the child off as their husband's...only to reveal the truth 3 years later after the husbands had totally bonded with their "daughters." That's unforgivable.