Travel Bargain

Hey, those 3-night cruises are a deal. Here’s how it broke down:

My share of outside stateroom with window. . . . . . . . $ 500.00
Drinks and photos charged to the room . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 150.00
Taxi to and from Las Rosas Hotel in Ensenada
and lunch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 25.00
Entertainment (Las Vegas-type shows,
Comedians, Piano bar, etc.). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . included
Food (lobster, chateau briande, 24-hour
Pizza, and afternoon sushi) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . included
One day of bright, sunshiny weather . . . . . . . . . . . . . bonus!

Slot machine jackpot last
night of the cruise . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <$ 675.00>

Grand total . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 0

I’m not kidding.

This is the honest truth within a few dollars.