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Hey, God? Randy here. Got a proposition for you.

I'm thinking we need an eleventh [no, not a tenth like it used to say here until Cristi pointed out my error--hey, chalk it up to impaired blood flow to the brain] commandment. I'll leave the wording up to you, but something on the order of:

Thou shalt not suffer pain while in the act of eating.

'Cuz sitting at the Sagebrush Cantina on a Sunday afternoon with a huge plate of Nachos staring at you when you're not able to eat them is plain wrong.

Just a thought.