Next up on CNN—We take you to the Grammys with Janet Reno!
Huh? No, really. I’m not making it up. Saw the former AG interviewed on the red carpet just a moment ago. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Now, I know what you’re all dying to ask. Which fab designer was the Janster wearing? Hm. She didn’t seem to know. But the camera obligingly panned down to show her lovely black taffeta skirt, then back up to her tasteful white blouse. Like she was J.Lo or something.
Turns out she’s at the awards to hobnob with her nephew because they’re making a CD together. Yes, you read that right. A CD. (More evidence of that Apocalypse thing, I think). But lest you stop reading this to hop over to Amazon for the pre-order, hold on just a sec. Sadly, Janet doesn’t plan to perform—she’s just the force behind it. It seems her nephew wants to tell the history of America through song and Janet loved the idea.
Personally, I can’t wait to hear the Ballad of Waco, Jan.
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You are actually putting effort into this. Maybe that's a sign, of what I'm uncertain.
It means, I'm entertaining myself (grin)
Leave it to a relative masquerading as a stranger to make the kind of snarky comment I was avoiding. Tsk. Tsk. Bad, Brian.
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